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#spaghetti
#condom
#condom full of spaghetti
#speaking of spaghetti in inappropriate places...
#spookyflora
#vespertineflora
mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck)

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#OH MY GOD I AM RIIIGH TTHRE WITH THESE WIVES
#HUSBANDS
#MARRIED LIFE
#MARITAL BLISS

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

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#got
#game of thrones
#sansa stark
#BLOOD OF WINTERFELL
#QUEEN IN THE NORTH
#SOMEDAY YOU SHALL RISE

petyrbaelishs:

I am not your daughter, she thought. I am Sansa Stark, Lord Eddard’s daughter and Lady Catelyn’s, the blood of Winterfell. She did not say it, though. If not for Petyr Baelish it would have been Sansa who went spinning through a cold blue sky to stony death six hundred feet below, instead of Lysa Arryn. He is so bold. Sansa wished she had his courage. She wanted to crawl back into bed and hide beneath her blanket, to sleep and sleep. She had not slept a whole night through since Lysa Arryn’s death.

Sansa Stark Meme

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#aristophanes
#plato
#plato's symposium
#digging the imagery to go with it

The Origin of Love

Aristophanes in Plato’s Symposium suggests that human form was not always as it is today. There was a time where humans were born with their partners as a whole. Spherical in shape, with four arms, four legs and two faces on either side of a single head. 

There were three sexes back then; the male-male, female-female, and male-female. Referred to as the children of the Sun, Earth, and Moon. Such was their arrogance, they dared to challenge the Gods. So Zeus, in his anger, hailed up a storm and with his lighting, ripped through the flesh of the children of the Sun, Moon and Earth; splitting them into two, each becoming a distinct entity. Since then, human beings have been running around in panic, trying to shove themselves back together, searching for their lost counterparts in a desire to be whole again.

(Source: gn-a)

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#I loved the cocept of this show a LOT
#foster's home for imaginary friends
#fhfif
#foster's
#fosters
#like seriously
#talk about fun and whimsical
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#bayonetta
#never even played
#but damn i wanna cosplay it

(Source: kaues)

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#fashion
#dress porn
#couture
#MICHAEL CINCO
#these textures are driving me wild
#WILD

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Michael Cinco prêt-à-porter | S/S ‘15

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#DAYMAN
#fighter of the
#NIGHTMAN
#CHAMPION OF THE SUN
#WOOOOO AWWWWAAHHHHH

(Source: sitcomfamily)

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#fashion
#dress porn
#couture
#alexander mcqueen
#hhnnnnghhhh

Alexander McQueen 2007 collection

Edit: Tales of the Night Whisperer

Please do not remove credits 

(Source: thenightwhisperer)

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#important
#text post
#anita sarkeesian
#feminism
#feminism in gaming

docluben:

While absolutely no one deserves the kind of harassment that Anita Sarkeesian gets, its remarkable to remember that Anita has done nothing whatsoever that should scare even the most misogynistic gamer. She has not called for regulation, hasn’t proposed any industry standards or policies, hasn’t asked for anyone to be fired or any company to be singled out. She hasn’t ever even suggested that anyone who makes or anyone who plays these games is misogynist or should “feel bad” about what they are doing. She has literally just given some talks and made some videos saying “here is some stuff I see happening in games.”

And yet she is harassed with such violence and persistence, you would think she somehow hides inside of every game console in the world, nerfing male characters and screaming feminist rants and electrocuting the testicles of any boy who looks at boobies. 

A great way to tell that oppressive structures are real is when the privileged group goes bat-ass crazed any time their targets take even one small step outside of their assigned box. 

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