6 hours ago | 2 notes | Reblog
#it's halloween all month
#i should get decorations for the house
#text post
#though it is kind of weird
#2014 feels like it's going a little fast

It’s October.  

Happy halloweeeeeeen~

6 hours ago | 29,262 notes | Reblog
#HAHAHAAAAAAAAA
#robin
#teen titans
#pretty accurate for batfam
#NO PARENTS

Track:

titillatingtubist:

heartlesskuma:

Was just scrolling down my dash then these two came together and everything just worked itself out.

This has GOT to be the best thing in existence.

7 hours ago | 85,588 notes | Reblog
#HOLY
#OH MY GOD
#i need to train harder
#thighs
Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

fatbodypolitics:

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

YES.

7 hours ago | 264,482 notes | Reblog
#text post
#movie frustrations
#i lost it at oberyn
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

9 hours ago | 9,353 notes | Reblog
#I--
#OH
#um
#why
#do I want this?
#in green maybe
#no
#I don't
#but
#so cute
#wig styling
#wig
#octopus wig

steampunktendencies:

Octopus WIG by Kirstie Williams

[ via  Tentacles ]

9 hours ago | 8,710 notes | Reblog
#UGHHHH
#TOO MUCH FOR MY KOKORO TO HANDLE
#tlok
#atla
#asami gurrrl you looking faaaaab
#korra you tooo

korr-a-sami:

gretlusky:

Three years later. 

AtlA: http://gretlusky.tumblr.com/post/93096533873

Heart eyes

10 hours ago | 784 notes | Reblog
#PFFFT
#iphone 6
#nokia
#ok no but for real tho
#nokias mannnnn
#i'm so happy with mine
10 hours ago | 550 notes | Reblog
#CACKLES
#iphone 6
#salvador dali
#one of the faves
meme4u:

iPhone 6 Dali Edition

meme4u:

iPhone 6 Dali Edition

10 hours ago | 17,346 notes | Reblog
#mikasa ackerman
#snk
#oh my darling
#if eren had stayed dead
#you could have ahd it allllll

(Source: rejected3)

10 hours ago | 12,243 notes | Reblog
#my type
#side eyes levihan
#heavy breathing
#text post

dragonkazooie:

kinds of pairings i’m all about

bonus points if