1 minute ago | 13 notes | Reblog
#dude how drunk was i
#I even dreamt about this orange last night
nimbus-cloud:

I SWEAR I’M PROBABLY DRUNK BUT WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS STUPID SHOT I JUST THOUGHT OF HOW BIG THAT MOTHERFUCKING ORANGE WAS LIKE WHY DID IT GROW FIVE THOUSAND TIMES ALL OF A SUDDEN OH WAIT

nimbus-cloud:

I SWEAR I’M PROBABLY DRUNK BUT WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS STUPID SHOT I JUST THOUGHT OF HOW BIG THAT MOTHERFUCKING ORANGE WAS LIKE WHY DID IT GROW FIVE THOUSAND TIMES ALL OF A SUDDEN OH WAIT

37 minutes ago | 96,531 notes | Reblog
#benedict cumberbatch
#keira knightley
#i have no idea why these two are being shown together
#also
#I'm so glad EVERYONE is calling out the misogynistic bullshit
#she looks fucking gorgeous asshole

sherlockspeare:

(X)

40 minutes ago | 70,196 notes | Reblog
#vampires
#text post
#no but seriuosly i want this as a show
#there are a lot of really funny ideas on tumblr that could be turned into halfway decent sitcoms just saying

krazykitsune:

leupagus:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

frostlands:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

VAMPIREDUDE:
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME:
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE:
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME:
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE:
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME:
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

(Source: jaclcfrost)

42 minutes ago | 220 notes | Reblog
#I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS
#OH MY GOD
#hxh
#gon
#killua
#bisky
aluxide:

gon x killua x bisuke | artist: cosmo

aluxide:

gon x killua x bisuke | artist: cosmo
45 minutes ago | 131 notes | Reblog
#fashion
#dress porn
#couture
#fadi el-khoury
#fadi el khoury
cinderellas-stilettos:

Fadi El-Khuory Couture

cinderellas-stilettos:

Fadi El-Khuory Couture

45 minutes ago | 89,645 notes | Reblog
#true
#nail polish
#text post

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

45 minutes ago | 125,298 notes | Reblog
#animals
#cuuuuuut
#python
#snake
#frog

ahistoryofoceans:

lostintrafficlights

(Source: poyzn)

46 minutes ago | 6,717 notes | Reblog
#YOOO
#JESUS CHRIST
#LIFE GOALS MAN
#LIFE GOALS
#UNF
#fitness
#bodybuilding
#who are you and why are you so beautiful
#and can i touch your arms
#your biceps are actually rippling and I'm just

(Source: fyglamorous-girls)

47 minutes ago | 52,631 notes | Reblog
#oooh
#doctor who
#the master
#awesome plot twist tbh

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

chvndlrbing:

wouldn’t it be just the biggest plot twist in the world if the doctor regenerated into 12 and turned out looking like the master

there was never another timelord that survived the war, it’s always been just him and that drove him insane.

image

47 minutes ago | 1,368 notes | Reblog
#does he
#does heeeee
#push up his way
#over to--
#wow
#I'm done
#wii fit trainer
#super smash bros
ssbgifs:

Reason #62 to play Male Wii Fit Trainer.

ssbgifs:

Reason #62 to play Male Wii Fit Trainer.